fred likes to say tréasure
Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one
i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS”
is that a watermelon on the floor
no its her sister omg dont be so rude
(via excuse-you)
u can’t tell me that this doesn’t have edward elric written all over it
ed, transmuting his arm to this monstrosity at every available opportunity: it’s fashion babey !
ling yao, who can’t handle this: i WILL kill you with my bare hands
you HAD to tag me
I need this on all my blogs, don’t mind me
(via theoboegoddess)
Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign
Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats
Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.
Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?
My new favorite version of Hermione.
(via excuse-you)
just sit on my face we’ll talk about it later
how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged
never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight
(via gingersofficial)
c3po:
*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready
*hogs squealing*
maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr
(via isacknewton)
- [singular] y’all
- [plural] all y’all
3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all
4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s
5. [future tense] y’all’ll
(via reshipped)